Christmas Competitions

As usual we’re looking for the best Christmas cracker jokes as well as the property in our area with the ‘most tasteful’ outside Christmas lights.  Simply reply to this newsletter with your nominations: winners will receive a bottle of something alcoholic, and as usual your committee’s decision will be final.  We appreciate that in these austere times it’s tempting to cut back on decorations, but “Snow White and the Three-is-all-we-can-afford Dwarves’ is inadmissible under any circumstances.